Confession time. I didn't watch any of the royal nuptials. I know, crazy as it is I may be the only one in the entire universe who doesn't give a crap that history was made today. I just remember as a child watching Diana and Charles walk down the aisle, millions of us sharing in their joy thinking that it was the most amazing thing in the world, that a commoner married a prince. However, look at how their marriage turned out. Just sayin'.